Monday Night Links: The Cartographic Land Octopus Edition

Humorous War Map

Via Big Think- Strange Maps Blog:

Real octopi are sea creatures, of course. But the Cartographic Land Octopus – CLO for short – need not worry about being in the right ecosphere. Being fictional, it is not restricted to the sea. It can (and need) do only one thing: instill map-readers with fear and revulsion. But the CLO’s pedigree does stretch back to the ocean. It is clearly descended from an older monstrosity, equally fictional but wholly sea-bound: the Kraken, a giant squid whose enormous tentacles dragged whole ships down to their watery graves.

I suspect it’s those tentacles that explain why the octopus became cartography’s favourite land monster. They turn the CLO into a perfect emblem of evil spreading across a map: its ugly head is the centre of a malevolent intelligence, which is manipulating its obscene appendages to bring death and destruction to its surroundings. This is perfect for demonstrating the geographic reach of an enemy state’s destructive potential. It can even be used on a more abstract level, showing dangerous ideologies insipidly infiltrating and/or strangling the world.

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Comments
  • Montanabe3liever July 11, 2011 at 10:35 pm

    I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the Kraken or giant squid, is not fictional. Photographs have been taken of them in recent times and scientists have proven their existence as well as that of giant octopi. Google it and you may learn something. Other than that, I loved the article, great analogy.

    • steve July 11, 2011 at 10:48 pm

      Thanks for stopping by and comment. Glad you like the article.

  • John Carey July 11, 2011 at 10:41 pm

    Thanks for the link Steve. I love the Octopus theme. Very fitting.

    • steve July 11, 2011 at 10:51 pm

      Yep. The leftists have their tentacles everywhere today.

  • Martin July 11, 2011 at 10:47 pm

    Thanks for the link Steve. Great artwork and a great theme. I wish I were as clever!

    • steve July 11, 2011 at 10:52 pm

      You are welcome. Glad you liked the theme.

  • Jim at Conservatives on Fire July 12, 2011 at 1:09 pm

    The Marxist Cartographic Land Octopus is alive and well and living in Washington D.C. Thanks for the link, Steve.

    • steve July 13, 2011 at 6:19 am

      You are most welcome!

  • 5etester July 12, 2011 at 1:35 pm

    Appreciate the linkage Steve. Of course, we Red Wing fans love our octopi!

    • steve July 13, 2011 at 6:20 am

      Great point about the Wings.

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