Ya know, nothing says Thanksgiving like Lady Gaga


As ABC swirls in ever tighter circles around the drain:

ABC has scheduled A Very Gaga Thanksgiving to air on Thanksgiving day, Nov. 24. The telecast will feature eight performances in front of a small crowd by the singer and a sit-down interview with Katie Couric. The special, conceived and directed by Lady Gaga, will also feature appearances by Tony Bennett and chef Art Smith.

Be still my heart, eight performances by Lady Gaga and a sit down interview with the perky one herself. What could possibly top this?

She will also sing holiday songs like “White Christmas.

Holiday songs…Like “White Christmas.” Really? That must be the single stupidest sentence I have seen in a long time.

I’ll miss this one for sure.