According to people in Chicago, the increase in violence can be traced to the liberal catch-all used to explain away everything from uncomfortable employment numbers to high gas prices.
Largely contributing to the spike was the unusual number of homicides that occurred during the early part of the year, when the city experienced unseasonable warmth. In the first three months of the year, homicides ran about 60 percent ahead of the 2011 rate.
Unreal.
Well the obvious answer is that we must stop climate from changing. Obama needs to have a serious talk with the sun.
You know it! Obama needs to stop messing with the rising oceans and control the output of the sun.